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JUST CALL ME N00B.

Journal Entry: Thu May 15, 2008, 9:34 PM
I HAVE ENOUGH TIME ON MY HANDS TO FIND PEOPLE ONLINE.


So I am the one who found out "Petrick's" real name was Kyler, I also found his myspace and matched him with Brighton and fucked her for life.
I'm a master at finding people on Myspace.
But guess who can now apparently find people on Deviantart, too.
That's right, WILL SMITH!
No, Jk. Jk. Just, just JOSHIN' ya. (yup.)
Yeah I found Anna, she's one of the GODS at my school, along with Jonathan, and I was stoked to have found her. But at the same time I sat there wallowing in "What a nerd am I, you can't even look people's names up on this place... God dammit daddy..." And then I went into a Meatloaf song because I'm also a music nerd.
But yeeeeeaahhh.
I was looking up EHHS and East Hollywood High, because some kid said he found my accounts. 2 of them. One of them is a secret account that my friends don't have added because I DON'T WANT THEM TOOOOOOOOO. So I was like "...What? :@" So I had to find those pictures and change whatever was making them searchable.
You wouldn't believe the publicity I get when you look up East Hollywood High, though! That's how I found Anna, though. I saw a, like, essay she wrote and I was all OMFG hiiiiii.
Yup.
Yupppp.
And shit.
You know, well you probably don't. two or three of you do, but most of you have NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CLUE.

  • Mood: Bemused
  • Listening to: Sarah Bettens- FINE
  • Reading: Dirty Blond- Courtney Love
  • Watching: Simpsons? no seinfeld is still on.
  • Drinking: Vanilla coke.

Devious Information

  • Current Residence: Salt Lake City, Utah
  • Interests: conet project, obscure comedy and music, friends, myself, crayons.
  • Favourite movie: harold and maude, science of sleep, pan's labyrinth.
  • Favourite band or musician: Kid Theordore,Misfits,Bowling For Soup,David Bowie,Joan Jett,Red Hot Chili Peppers,Fall Out Boy, etc
  • Favourite genre of music: all of them?
  • Favourite artist: Roman Dirge
  • Favourite poet or writer: Andi Palmer (a friend of mine)
  • Favourite photographer: Emily Andrews (another friend)
  • Favourite style of art: vector or stenciling
  • Operating System: My tablet?
  • MP3 player of choice: Quincy, my Ipod (I hate that brand though.)
  • Favourite game: Kirby
  • Favourite cartoon character: 12 ounce mouse's shark
  • Personal Quote: "this music stuff, it's just gob for the ears. am I right or am I kind?"

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Devious Comments

~shadycharbonnet:iconshadycharbonnet: May 23, 2008, 11:29:59 AM Mood: Content
Thxxx 4 the :+fav: fav!!!

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Live your life each day
meet the tides my friend
we're all nomads: forever on our way
a journey to the end...to the end.
-Pain of Salvation
~d-vega:icond-vega: May 17, 2008, 10:11:34 PM
thanks for the fav! :bow:

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Thus spake the industrial automaton
*RevelationsInInk:iconRevelationsInInk: May 16, 2008, 12:13:36 PM Mood: Wow!
You...You found my page. :icongaspplz: How? :?

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:) :pointl: Because everybody deserves one.
~Kitty-fist:iconKitty-fist: May 15, 2008, 8:21:04 PM
it does indeed

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&&I AM NOT A STATISTIC&&
~chronicxclockwork:iconchronicxclockwork: May 14, 2008, 6:46:56 PM
yes but i forgot to say LOOKS LIKE STEVE in the other one.

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I got raped by Daniel Boone.
~Kitty-fist:iconKitty-fist: May 13, 2008, 8:06:12 AM
THAT IS THE SAME LINK AS THE OTHER ONE.
>=O

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&&I AM NOT A STATISTIC&&
~chronicxclockwork:iconchronicxclockwork: May 12, 2008, 10:39:18 AM
[link] looks like STEVEYBOY.

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I got raped by Daniel Boone.
~chronicxclockwork:iconchronicxclockwork: May 12, 2008, 10:38:49 AM
[link]

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I got raped by Daniel Boone.
~honey-daisy-911:iconhoney-daisy-911: Apr 6, 2008, 12:01:26 AM
I know, and now my hair smells like lotion.
~honey-daisy-911:iconhoney-daisy-911: Apr 6, 2008, 12:01:00 AM
Yeah, but the talking thing goes for the computer too, awkward but that's me . And I'm a Ritz, not dog.
~FierySan:iconFierySan: Apr 5, 2008, 10:38:39 PM
Good to know

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KEITH CHICAGO
POSTMORTEM PARTY MOB
~Kitty-fist:iconKitty-fist: Apr 5, 2008, 10:33:14 PM
How you worded the whole thing sounded arrogant, not just what you said.
I'm not talking. I'm typing, so you literally just see my fingers move? That is stupid, dear.
Also: YOU PICKED THE FIGHT, PREGNANT DOG.

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&&I AM NOT A STATISTIC&&
~honey-daisy-911:iconhoney-daisy-911: Apr 5, 2008, 10:13:34 PM
Ok, I just took a shower... like two minutes ago.
~FierySan:iconFierySan: Apr 5, 2008, 10:05:09 PM
Both

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KEITH CHICAGO
POSTMORTEM PARTY MOB
~honey-daisy-911:iconhoney-daisy-911: Apr 5, 2008, 9:18:49 PM
Ok, I didn't say I'm stupid. I just said I'm not the brightest. And telling you that your wasting your time on me isn't being arrogant. It's advice, as in, arguing, or debating with me is probably a waste of time since when people talk I literally only see their lips move.
~Kitty-fist:iconKitty-fist: Apr 5, 2008, 9:01:21 PM
show off? No. we don't show off. It's how the smart people talk.
Would you like me to dumb it down for you sweetie-cakes? smookums?! My poodin-uudins?!
Also: You're still acting arrogant, like you're better than us. Even as you're claiming to be lesser, so what the fuck is your problem? Or should I say what the sexual intercourse is your problem?

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&&I AM NOT A STATISTIC&&
~honey-daisy-911:iconhoney-daisy-911: Apr 5, 2008, 8:21:27 PM Mood: Anger
My dyslexia, and your complete choice of words confuse me. When you say I smell it can be it the 'YOU SUCK!' sort of way, or the 'Get the hell away from me, you smell', sort of way. Enlighten me.
~honey-daisy-911:iconhoney-daisy-911: Apr 5, 2008, 8:19:38 PM
I'm not trying to be. I'm actually not that smart, so when you guys just start to show off and use big sentences, it strikes me as funny and gets me hyped up. So really think it's a shame, because you just wasted your knowledge on me.
~FierySan:iconFierySan: Apr 5, 2008, 3:05:49 AM
Point 4: You smell like a dirty vagina, and a prerequisite to 'outsmarting' someone is that you actually have to be on a higher level than them.

Before you come back and start telling me I need to "get over my ego" or "stop thinking i'm better than you", you should consider this:
The human being is so multifaceted that I could not possibly measure my own worth against yours. I don't think i'm better than you,
I just think you're being a stupid slag and I hope next time before you try to act like a bigshot and stand up to people who actually know what they're talking about, you'll make sure you're capable of seeing it through to the end.

I'd love to continue this battle of wits, but it seems you're unarmed.

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KEITH CHICAGO
POSTMORTEM PARTY MOB
~FierySan:iconFierySan: Apr 5, 2008, 3:00:01 AM
Point 1: She isnt a little gift from god. Shes actually more in the medium-large range.

Point 2: Who is Ted, and why did they favorite him?

Point 3: BITCH is an insult or an explative, and female dog isn't a synonym for it. It's a different word and you technically just called her an actual fat dog instead of what you meant to say, which was BITCH.
Who's the abnormally large puppy now?

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KEITH CHICAGO
POSTMORTEM PARTY MOB
~Kitty-fist:iconKitty-fist: Apr 4, 2008, 8:07:52 AM
HAHAHA. Just say bitch, okay. You're not clever.
And you know what, I'm not hurt by that.
I'm a good photographer, I've won awards, I've gotten Daily Deviations, I've had my own galleries. You saying that really doesn't hurt... Plus little kids can take some really awesome pictures.
Anyway, about that girl... She has 'advanced critique.' set. THAT IS THE ONLY REASON I was a douche. well, no. I was also a little pissed still.
You should expect some harshness when you set that, alright? And I could have been much worse, trust me.
I will target who ever I want ms.see you next tuesday.

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&&I AM NOT A STATISTIC&&
~honey-daisy-911:iconhoney-daisy-911: Apr 1, 2008, 8:41:25 PM
You really need to calm down. Feel lucky that people even like your pieces if shit. Your calling other peoples pictures pitiful but I looked through your gallery and believe me, my four year old brother can take better pictures with his plastic Disney camera. So stop acting like your a little gift from god, because your not. And targeting someone out because they didn't comment when they favorite-ted your picture is making you look like a huge female dog.
~djramz99zx:icondjramz99zx: Mar 18, 2008, 6:10:18 PM
Thanks for the fav!!
~Mullizar:iconMullizar: Mar 6, 2008, 5:41:26 PM
Thanks for the support!

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With Your Feet on the Sky and your Head on the Ground
Try this trick and spin it Yeah
Your head will collapse if there's nothing in it